• Who Are We?•

1. Fear not poverty. Poverty is the bitter soil in which sweet desire blossoms.
2. Fortune despises the idle man. Stasis is death. Always move forward.
3. Be envious. Covet. Then take what you desire.
4. Deception is the sword of wisdom. Be wise.
5. Beware the idle man who would lull you back into idleness.
6. Contentment is idleness. Desire inspires action. Nurture all desires.
7. Money begets money.
8. Charity is power. More charity is more power.
9. Shun sentimentality. It is a weakness that binds the idle man.
10. Fulfill desire and others will follow.

We are peddlers of miracles; enablers of progress and pathfinders of innovation.
Give us your desires, and receive your dreams made real.

At Regal Reserves, we care about you and your satisfaction. We have pushed the bounds of the imagination and the sciences, and it is our privileges that these advancements afforded, we pass down to our communities. Everyone deserves access to quality goods at a reliable standard! With six brick and mortar locations all over Aldenard and a pop-up boutique in Kraken's Cove, we're never far. And we deliver!Secure supplies for your adventuring party, refill your prescriptions, or buy dazzling jewels. We have gun care, firearms, and Teknologi galore! And if you desire something more... take a look at our catalog of ready-made exotic wonders.The certainty of steel, the power of transmutation, the splendor of biochemistry; these are our specialities.So long as you covet, we provide. We only ask but one thing: come with coin, not with shame.

Devoted wholly to the bleeding edge of OMNICRAFTER services, our Wing of Industry's enthusiastic employees toil 'round the clock for you. No desire is too vulgar nor grand so long as its honest, and we aim to satisfy the gamut. From beautifying ointment to an irresistable gift for that special someone, we put desire within your reach.Our proprietary item-generating Pining Matrices™ ensure quality nonpareil and satisfaction that feels instant. Pique your appetite on our example catalogue, all of which are available for purchase! Be brave. Be bold.

For creative-types only: I want to create custom things with you! But I don't want to carry that conversation alone. So if you do decide you want to make something up together, all I ask is that you at least know what you're about. ^^

Minors DNI. OOC consent betweel all parties is essential. "I don't know" is no. That's how consent works.

The Function: We are peddlers of McGuffins; enablers of narrative. We want to provide for your creativity, and give you the little things that lead to memories. Sometimes, all you need is 'permission' to live out your biggest and brightest RP fantasies. "Fantasy" is not inherently a libidinous term. We don't wanna do ero-NSFW negotiation with strangers.Transactions use only pretend money. As no unifying agreement on the value of Gil exists between players, concepts more concrete will fill in the gaps, such as "This item costs enough to fund the expenses of an adventuring party of 3 for a week." or things like that. In-universe, Regal Reserves is peddling goods of such quality that people with poor self control would put themselves into debt to get what they want; and when money is tight, there's other ways to pay. That's part of the villain angle. You're supposed to be able to brag and make people jealous by flaunting, so by all means, play it up once it's yours! It's great stuff, and unfortunately worth the price.In-universe turnaround and delivery is about a week!The laboratory is a marvel of science and medicine; it is high power so that you don't have to be. :)

All humans deserve food, water, clothing, shelter, healthcare, and communication.

• Items I Bullshitted Together •

JAN 14, 2024:
• Daywalqer: A drug that inhibits specific neurotransmitters targeting regions in the brain that simulate Fatal Insomnia, and prevent someone from falling asleep under any condition while it's in their system. Legally distinct Dayquil.
• How Rations Work: Biodegradable, sealed packaging, like MREs. Day's worth of ration is 3 meals, carefully balancing macro and micro nutrients. Water is packaged in pint-sleeves; a day's worth is three liters (six pint-sleeves.)
* Rush Delivery: = GrossCost+15%
• Dream Eater (Credit: Erol): A circlet that stops you from sleeping. Blocks sleep up to 11 days and then hard shuts off so you don't die. Once you take it off you have relentless nightmares though!! OWO

• Customer Receipts •

Jan 14, 2024: Larian Astrapira@Balmung, and Kori Vaela@Zalera
• Daywalqer, various sedatives and stimulants, three weeks of rations for 4 person party, rush delivered to a reliable checkpoint for their adventuring party to pick up.April 05, 2024: Jericho Tabito@Brynhildr (aka "JT"):
• Tested and sold crates of Upcycle Balm, Charcoal Activiq, Truth Dust, and medical supplies.
• Sold him crates of guns, daggers, and smokebombs to be used in theft jobs.
• Erol sold him DANCER. wtf